On my wedding day, I’m gonna recite my vows twice.

Once at the altar and again in the bedroom.

With my tongue.

On her pussy.

One letter at a time.

You think it was fucked up throwing soda at your car for cheating on me? What would have been fucked up is me going to all the places you painted and crossed you out. πŸ‘ŠπŸ˜’